To: Hall
CC: Oates

Desperate times call for new ideas. It's been nearly 30 years since the release of your hit single, "I Can't Go For That (No Can Do)". We've seen terrorism, wars, economic collapses, and unprecedented natural disasters. The world has changed, and will change again.

It's understandable to be pessimistic in the face of such dire circumstances. We're all human after all! But don't we have a responsibility to stand up in the face of such negativity? To be the change we wish to see in this world?

It's time to move on from this tired, rusty "No Can Do" attitude. I hope you'll join me in agreeing that yes, at long last, we CAN go for that.

Your 3,768,288,304th biggest fan,

@peymojo